Jester unit
The jester unit would be a chaotic unit who picks up the closest living or nonliving thing closest to him and juggles it. For example a jester unit finds a landmine, instead of stepping on it he picks up the landmine, an or, and a boat and throws it to random places on the map. Also he would have a special ability where instead of teleporting to get across the map he would turn into a tornado and head towards his destination. And I think it's safe to say, no one would want a jester civilization unless they lost their mind.